Ned Pepper's Outrages

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Undisclosed Location Disclosed!

Ned's superior's have, through the extensive chain of command that characterizes Ned's organization, cleared him to reveal that his Undisclosed Location is Phoenix, Arizona. Ned can confirm that he has formed no good impression of the city. It is made up of too-wide streets, car lots, malls, fast food joints and all the other detritus that typifies a "modern" American city, except more so. It does have one attribute that many lack, however, and no, it is not an underabundance of obese people. It is a surfeit of insane drivers. Ned was nearly mown down by a red light runner yesterday and he plans to be extra cautious today. He asks his friends to wish him well.

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