Ned Pepper's Outrages

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

News Flash from the FDA

In an unexpected and startling development, the US Food and Drug Administration, after years of study, announced today that women who take anti-psychotic drugs during pregnancy risk harming the fetus. This announcement joins a distinguished list of health and even life enhancing announcements, such as warning that repeatedly dropping one's infant on its head may induce brain damage, pouring boiling water on a child's extremeties may be life-threatening, and a pregnant woman's repeated use of heroin may induce addiction in a fetus.
Be assured that Ned will continue to seek out and report all such unexpected and critically-important information as it becomes available.

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