Ned Pepper's Outrages

Monday, February 21, 2011

Bachmann's anti-Obama rant

Ned can only shake his head sadly at the intemporate rant aimed at Barry Obama's foreign policy (such as it is) today, by that new Harpy of the Tea Baggers, Michele Bachmann. (h/t politicalwire from Spartanburg, SC Herald Journal)

"Our Peace Prize-winning president is very busy bowing these days to kings. He is bending down to dictators, and he is brown-nosing the elites that are in Europe, and he's babying the jihadists who are following Sharia-compliant terrorism. He is callow and confused and inconsistent in his response to the Egyptian crisis, and to the uprisings in Iran, and to the terrorist threats. And he's accomplishing something nobody thought even possible: He's making Jimmy Carter look like a Rambo tough-guy."

Quite apart from the fact that no right winger ever saw a Sneering Plutocrat whose a** they weren't desperate to kiss, Ned is saddest that the country's media would encourage such a buffoon, and, worse, give her a platform to foam at the mouth on a regular basis. As for Bachmann, Ned can only surmise, and it is only a hypothesis, that she was repeatedly dropped on her head as an infant. He can offer no rational hypothesis to explain the widespread mental illness that must characterize the voters that have repeatedly elected her to Congress. Perhaps they have been driven mad by black flies, or had their brains freeze-dried by the subzero winters. Or perhaps their nervous systems have been short-circuited by the masses of mercury and other heavy metals they ingest from the pike they consume by the truckload.

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