Ned Pepper's Outrages

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Prof Dr Wagstaff, FRS makes first contribution!

Ned respectfully announces the honour of receiving the first missive from our commentator in the UK, Q A Wagstaff, FRS. It is, no surprise, on UK politics, on which Prof Wagstaff has written for several decades. He says,

"Since May 6 things have been worryingly quiet on the Cameronian-wotsisname front. They are still fondling each other, to the extent that wags are calling it the 'Brokeback Coalition'. 'Meet the new boss; same as the old boss' springs to mind. Yet the glint of the axe slowly emerges from behind the facade of tea and cake. All manner of LibDems and Eurosceptic Tories are growling dreadfully in the undergrowth and NewLab seem so thankful they don't have to get their hands dirty.

Anyhow, I am enjoying bucolic pleasures which at the moment are limited to fresh mangetout peas, lettuce and courgettes. But potatoes and tomatoes are showing promise."

Yours etc,
Q A Wagstaff, FRS

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