Ned is pleased to announce that his distinguished panel, consisting of himself and Prof Dr Q A Wagstaff, FRS, have selected the first Halfbright Honoree. Although the competition was fierce, the award goes to CARLY FIORINA. Here were her qualifications:
CARLY FIORINA: The Republican face of pure political opportunism, Fiorina was not content with running HP into the ground and walking away with a $30 million buyout + her own jet plane, and why should she be, when any incompetent parvenu could run for office as a Republican if they have enough money and enough designer clothes. Naturally she is running as a " "lower taxes," "less government," and "personal responsibility" woman of the people, whose initial criticism of Barbara Boxer, her opponent, was her hairstyle. Ned also appreciates her dedication to "fighting for every job", after cutting 18,000-30,000 jobs at HP. Especially noteworthy to Ned is her penchant for referring to herself in the third person; to wit, "Carly believes strongly that every American should have access to quality, affordable health care."
Congrats to all the runersup and to Ms Fiorina, a well-deserved honor for an extremely qualified "candidate."
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