Ned finds it difficult to 'stiffen the sinews and summon up the blood' to respond to Obama's State Of The Union speech, but will make a game effort, in view of the requests pouring in from his many friends. Ned's immediate response was that somehow Harold Ford was impersonating the President, with the obvious consent of the Secret Service, and Ned immediately smelled a rat. But, his researches convinced him quickly that this was no hoax, but he was in fact viewing the real SOTU. Therefore, he responds that he was, on the whole, as disappointed with Obama as he has ever been of late, his expectations however not being high to begin with. Ned thinks on the whole that the entire Talkinghead-ocracy is wrong in its assessment that the 2012 election is Obama's to lose, since the entire Republican field consists of sad wannabe Mental Midgets, room temperature IQ'ers, Empty Suits, sanctimonious hypocrites and religious cultists, with one self-described 'fat redneck' thrown in for good measure. Ned solaces himself with the thought that any respectable Republican candidate could not get past the primaries, and no right-wing sanctimonious hypocrite could win the general election.
Then, Ned's blood began to run cold as he thought of George W Bush.
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