Ned's Sky Club Adventure

Ned is posting this from his favorite Sky Club, that in SLC. He is surrounded by Cell Phone Shouters, persons sharing their innermost secrets with total strangers, persons wasting other people's time by yakking on their cell phones on banal topics because they have some time to kill, persons swilling alcohol as quickly as they can, and persons looking in vain for unhealthy food. Here, one has the choice of hummous, carrot sticks, nuts, olives and Tillamook cheese, an amazing selection, and meatless too, for an American audience. Ned will next head to his Sky Club in PDX where, alas, there is only wine to drink, served by his favorite Eritrean emigre with a marginal command of the English language. Ned will have outrages galore for his friends beginning tomorrow.