Ned Pepper's Outrages

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

THE FIRST HALFBRIGHT FELLOWSHIP ANNOUNCEMENT

TO NO ONE'S SURPRISE, THE FIRST HALFBRIGHT FELLOWSHIP HAS BEEN AWARDED TO FORMER "PRESIDENT" GEORGE W BUSH.
THE NOMINATING COMMITTEE WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL THOSE WHO MADE SUBMISSIONS, AND ASSURES THEM THAT ALL THE NOMINEES WERE WORTHY; HOWEVER, FORMER "PRESIDENT" BUSH'S QUALIFICATIONS WERE SO FAR ABOVE ALL OTHERS THAT IT WAS SADLY NO CONTEST.
MORE AWARDS WILL BE FORTHCOMING.

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